Okay, you guys may have heard this one before, but whatever. It's still funny to me:

A Russian, a Mexican, a Jamaican, and a Californian are the only survivors of a plane crash. They've been floating out at sea for some time now. One day, the Russian pulls out a fifth of vodka, takes a swig and chucks the rest overboard. The other three stare at him in disbelief. Realizing what he had done, the Russian explained,

"I'm sorry, friends, but in Mother Russia we have so much vodka that it's like water. I did not think before I tossed it aside, I apologize."

The next day, the Jamaican takes a blunt from his coat pocket, takes a couple drags, and tosses it overboard. The others, especially shocked considering the previous day's mishap, glare at him angrily. He proceeds to apologize, saying

"I'm sorry, my brothers, but in Jamaica the ganja is so plentiful that it's like water. I did not think before I threw it to the waves. My humblest apologies."

The others reluctantly forgive the man and continue to drift. The very next day, the Californian takes the Mexican and tosses him overboard.



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