mind you, i wasn't even drunk. my asshole roommate punched some kid at a party 2 floors up. the kid followed him down and was hanging around outside my apt for like 30 minutes (i was next door in my friends place doing jagerbombs). so i finally talk to the kid and he's like "what are you shaking your head at?" i told him off, he goes to punch me, i move, he misses, i punch him in the face - teh end.