Originally Posted by Tobra
Every time. If I see someone there talking on their phone, I quickly change lanes and slam on the brakes in front of them, hopefully causing them to lose control and drive off the road, over a cliff to their death.
Haha... I love this kind of sarcasm. This is the dream sequence stuff the evil in us wishes could happen.
Well, if I was:
an old grey haired man - I wouldn't signal, then blindly change lanes
an old grey haired lady - I'd signal for 1/4 mile, then blindly change lanes and take a 1/2 mile to slowly do it
a snotty slick back haired BMW driving saleguy - I'd signal and change lanes at exactly the same time so you couldn't try to close the gap on me
a spoiled teenager driving a fast car daddy bought me - I'd let the signal blink once and squeeze into any hint of a gap because my inexperience doesn't know better and it usually works in Grand Tourismo (never mind it often doesn't work, but there's no damage model in GT)
a clueless hippy - I would follow all the proper procedures... but do it at 35 mph in the 65 mph zone all the way to the far left lane
a cop - I leap frog from blindspot to blind spot knowing the panda paintjob tells everybody to "get outta the way" and sometimes drive "10 mph under the speed limit"
a college student with friends - signal intent and then try to time it so I don't hit any of the reflector bumps as I transition