road kill anyone?? little bastards then when they get smashed its ur fault....i got lucky one time i was heading home from work in the old 90 honda civic and i merged to the right lane since the car infront of me was slowing down for a turn..as soon as i merge this drunk hype comes running infront of the car (carring a 24 pack of beer..and a hotdog from the hotdog stand accross the street) so i slam the breaks and the car slids about a good 8 ft and he managed to jump hit the bottem of his feet on the bumper than fly right to the windshield....he rolled rolled rolled and rolled some more and lay there motionless...he was bleeding a lil from his head but wasnt moving....luckily there were many witnesses that explained to the cops that it was his fault since he ran infront like a jack ass...and the owner of the hotdog stand came out and told the police that the hype was drunk and he was in his stand messing around with his customers so he chased him out...so the cops wrote a report (after i showed them insurance and stuff and they dumped him in an ambulance) and were like "yea okay you can go home now..uh i dont think that car is safe to drive home..you should call a tow truck and get it towed"..that was it! i felt bad for the guy..but thats what happens when you jay walk while under the influence.....so the next day i get the windshield fixed and it turns out the guy that fixed my window knew the hype...since he worked with him at the junk yard...wierd huh??
the moral of this story is.......GET THE **** OUT THE DAM STREET AND USE THE SIDEWALK...ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DRUNK!!!