Man... I wish that were true. I would have saved like $10,000 last year if that were the case.

I can't get my girl to drink anything but liquor. She hates wine. Thinks champagne is okay... but insists (along with all of her other girlfriends) that only sluts drink beer. Her sister drinks beer... but her sister's a slut... so that only proves her case.

Seems silly to me really. Everyone becomes a slut once they get enough alcohol in them. Male/Female, whatever...