one time, my ex and i were gettin it on at this park, but everything we touched was too damn cold, so we got in the back seat of her car and finished. the back window was completely fogged up, and she did the titanic thing on the window (smeared handprint on the window)... as soon as we got done, we see these headlights pull into the parking lot behind us. so we're scrambling to get our clothes on, and we see it's a cop car, and he comes walking up to the car.... she jumps out, and first thing she says is "We were just talking!!". :lmfao:

The cop was kind of a dickhead, and he asked her like 3 times if she was being held against her will , and then told us the park closed 4 hours ago, and we should leave before he starts writing tickets.

it was pretty funny, and we both laughed the whole way home. :chuckles: