I was with my gf (at the time) on top of Tantalus (local spot up in the mountains that overlooks Honolulu) in Hawaii at night and just about to get it on in the backseat of my mom's MPV. Just as Mr Bojangles was to do the tap dance, an unmarked Impala SS had its brights on right thru the windshield.
h: The cop had a smirk on his face and just told us to go get a hotel or something.