It's an all too common problem: Your uncle Larry keeps coming over for his special visits while your parents are at work, and he's been paying you in toys to keep you quiet. Like a true Power Player, you're just dying for a brand new NES. You need to tell old Larr that the price just went up, but how? You can't just come out and say it; He might make you use the Intimidator again. You're in luck, because with these sporty Super Mario Bros. 2 boxer shorts, there's no way he'll miss seeing your dedication to Mario and the gang. Later, use your Super Mario Bros. towel to wipe away your tears and clean up any unsavory elements. Trust us, it'll be worth it.
:lmfao: so wrong!