Originally Posted by Silhouette

Why won't it make mass production? Because it has the potential to kill people because of a user's stupidity? Again, that applies to most anything. I could, theoretically, get blindingly drunk and beat someone to death with a heavy clay incense burner- does that mean they shouldn't have put it into mass production? Even a small fishing boat can easily be seen from under the water, I doubt someone's going to manage to crash straight into one unless they're blind- i.e. it wouldn't happen under normal circumstances. Your example is really pretty far-fetched. It could happen, but lots of things could happen. Someone could plow their SUV off the end of a dock and come landing on that same father and son in their fishing boat- so stop the mass-production of SUVs already cause, ya know, it COULD happen.

100s of drunk rednecks probably can't afford a bionic dolphin, right? I'm guessing you live near a dock or some body of water or work around one to know that drunk rednecks crash into things by the hundreds upon jet skis, otherwise you wouldn't be saying as much.

All that aside, I think the bionic dolphin is badass and when I have the money to burn on it, I damn well will. Turbo that bastard and race around the ocean.