EDWARD
I don’t know if you’re aware of this, Josephine, but African parrots, in their native home of the Congo -- they speak only French.

JOSEPHINE
Oh really.

EDWARD
You’re lucky to get four words out of them in English. But if you were to walk through the jungle, you’d hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything: politics, movies, fashion -- everything but religion.

WILL
Why not religion, Dad?

EDWARD
It’s rude to talk about religion. You never know who you’re going to offend.

WILL
Josephine actually went to the Congo last year.

EDWARD
Oh, so you know.