Retail is fun when youre a stock boy.

So yeah we all wear earpieces and mics to communicate at our work.

-me: hi wanna try some of our new lotion?
-her: wow sure!
-me: (rubs lotion on customers hand)
-boss: :eh:
-me: :naughty:
-her: :love: :loco: :reechy:
-boss: (over the radio) leeeeeeen, get back to work in the stockroom :rant:
-me: :chuckles: and its on sale 7 for $35. gotta go.