I don't think you can get anymore retarded then the customer I had today.
Customer: I need a kitchen counter top?
Me: OK how are you going to transport it with it raining outside?
Customer: Well IM driving 70 miles and its going to be the back of my open pickup truck.
Me: you know that it will warp if the bottom gets wet right?
Customer: Oh yeah guess I did not think of that perhaps I should come back when its not raining.