things about etiquette, like, you know, you don't fart in front of a lady. I learned that from Chez. He told me in I think it was, you know, probably the second class... that you can't just light a match and expect that she's not going to notice that the smell is eminating in the room. But Chez Rockwell, he said, you know what? Heres what you do: you gotta fart... you wait until after the date is over when you go home. That is when you do your farting.

etiquette... it is the backbone of the Handsome Boy Modeling School.