Originally Posted by WiLL

Or how about when you are sleeping in class, and you think you are sleeping at home. Then you lay a fart thinking youre in class. But by the time the first fart molecule exits your ass, you realize that you are in class and wake up. So now you are visited by a dilemma; do you start making weird noises with your mouth thinking that you can fool your classmates into thinking that it wasnt a fart or lift your head up in disgust acting like someone sitting near you just woke you up with a fart?