thats even older..lol
One day at a local catholic school a teenage girl was talking to one of the counselors about what she wanted to be when she grew up.


"Well what do you want to be" said one of the nuns

"I want to be a prostitute when I grow up!" the girl exclaimed.

"A what?!?" said the nun with a look of surprise and anger.

"A prostitute" said the young girl

The nun in utter disbelief asked the girl again "what did you say you wanted to be?"
The girl replied "a prostitute"

Just then a look of relief came over the nuns face "thank god i thought u said you wanted to be a protestant!"