after i finished laughing i decided to remidn you that once you show the salesman your license and he sees you are only 16, he will tell you to gtfo of his showroom. not only would he not let a minor drive the car, he wouldnt be stupid enough to believe that you can afford to buy it.... and if your mom was in on it but cant drive stick, where is she he will ask...

and even on the never gonna happen chance that you did get to drive the car, he wouldnt let you go with your friend/brother whatever title you decide to give him... he would insist on going with you.

never gonna happen, get over it.