Originally Posted by R2DC2
If that's the case, I prefer the Emeril:
Boinking her missionary, cupping the splooge in your hand, throwing at her chest saying "BAM"!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
anyway, if earrings didn't look so damn hideous to me, I'd think that'd be a prett good gift (maybe try a bracelet?). Don't go overboard though... $300 is getting into the wasting-money realm. The most I've ever spent on jewelry for a broad was ~$150 on sale from $215 for a ring.