some of my favorites....

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood inches up too close.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you aren't.

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love than to lose the one you love because of your pride.

People who are too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstien

Wanting to be somebody else is a waste of the person you are - Kurt Cobain