My ears are pierced with whatever wimpy gauge they do at the mall and are going to stay that way.

I used to have my eyebrow but lots of tool-lookin dudes around here were wearing em about a year ago so I took it out. Now I would just feel too old for it.

I have discovered that I can have the barbell out of my tongue for almost a day and it doesn't close up, so I plan to keep it for the forseeable future and just not wear it to work.

As for any other piercings, meh. I think four was enough.