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Old Oct 16, 2004 | 05:59 PM
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Default So I get this email from K1Speed

Thank you for your business and constant stream of referrals. This is the first monthly K1Speed newsletter since we opened on August 1st. We’re proud to announce that our customer base is comprised of over 6,000 new drivers and hundreds of companies!

You're welcome nga

The Pit Café is now open at K1Speed!

We’re now serving excellent sandwiches, salads, wraps, pastries, refreshments and coffee. Before you go to another deli, try the Pit Café and enjoy our plentiful inside seating and outside patio.

It'd be wise if you served beer, business would increase tenfold..along with replacing those karts

The fastest lunch in town!

Come in any Monday-Friday from 11-3. Members get in and out for just $20 and $25 for non-members. This includes a 12 lap race, plus your choice of a sandwich or salad and a drink.

sounds swell

Want to lower your times by 1 second or more?

does it involve beer?

We’re offering a one-on-one expert driving lesson for $100. In about an hour you’ll learn the fastest lines and techniques used to keep up with and even pass our fastest racers! Call now to schedule a session.

I wonder how many bruises I can get this time

How fast can you run backwards?

shut up

This coming Thursday Night (Oct 21st, 2004) starting at 5:00PM we’re running every other race BACKWARDS for MEMBERS ONLY WITH A PRO-SCORE OF 110 or HIGHER. This will be a super fun event you won’t want to miss.

i'd cause alot happy faces if i rode with those guys

Electric racing karts can’t go 90MPH; or can they?

Better strap your belt on tight. We have 5 Pro-Karts now and one of them is on display in our lobby. Come in and check it out. They do 0-60 in under 4 seconds and handle even better! Our most competent drivers with Pro-Scores over 250 points will have the opportunity to run them during scheduled racing sessions.

Thank you for helping my deathwish

We're looking forward to seeing you again soon!

ciao
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