Don't take it personally, I'm just old and bitter because I can't drink that much anymore without winding up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

I used to drink a bottle or a case a night when I was a teenager but the fun kinda went out of it when I turned 21 and was actually allowed to drink. Now I enjoy a beer once in a while, maybe a couple on a weekend or at a party, and thats about it. I look back on how important "holding your liquor" was back then and I'm just disgusted. It was so stupid and immature.