When my roommate and I first moved in our apartment last year, we had a hornets nest. One nite -- I think we we're drinking to celebrate our move :dunno: -- we took a broom and started playing Pinata with the hornets nest.

My roommate - being the scardey cat she is - heard a 'noise,' screamed, ran back into the apt, shut the door behind her and left me out there to defend myself with the hornets. In her hasty retreat, she THREW - yes, threw as in tossed, pitched, flung, tossed, chucked, etc - OVER the balcony.

We live on the 3rd floor.

What the hell was I supposed to do then huh? Of course, at the time I didn't realize she had actually shut the door so I tried to run in behind her and slammed into the screen door. Doubled-back and fell on my ass.

Our neighbors below us weren't too happy.