Originally Posted by centerforce99
I know this sounds sick, but run your hand through the crack of your ass and get some of that butt resin on it, and before you turn in your cup of piss, dip your fingers in it. You'll contaminate (yes you can contaminate piss) the piss and it won't give accurate readings. Hopefully they are not doing a hair follicle test or saliva sample. I did the butt resin thing when I was in the military (the few times I went over board on partying and added something else to the mix) and I guess it worked caused I never pissed hot.
dude do you take showers? you keep referring to it as Butt Resin!?! that is ****ing disturbing!