it was about 200000 below zero and a sheriff pulled a u-turn across a highway at like midnight...

i played it cool and kept driving but of course the lights went up...

he grilled me "where you goin where you comin from blah blah blah"
"coming from my gf's goin home its after midnite sir and im tired and i have to work at 8...."

so he and his partner are flashlighting inside, outside, and under my car while im sittin there freezin my asssss off.... finally after about 10 minutes of the flashlights everywhere, he says "do you know why i pulled you over?"

"ummm not really sir...."

"well you dont have a front license plate"

no less than a half an hour later he came back to my window with a ticket