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Old Sep 14, 2004 | 12:57 AM
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Default :rofl: at wigger ricer kids

so after i installed robyn's new ceiling fan in her room, i went to the wawa to get gas and something to drink.

i was in the sol, top off. i pull into the lot and all the gas pumps are full so i circle around. these two kids who looked about 17. (big white T shirts, some old school air jordans. smoking black & milds. typical kids i wouldnt get along with normally) were walking toward the back of the lot where a black ITR and a black busted del sol were parked. when i drove past the kids i heard one of em say 's2000'. i was like :eh: but ignored them.

i start pumping my gas, they walk to the black del sol and drive over to my car.

kid1: 'you wanna sell that?'
me: :no:
me: :looks at beat down stock del sol with a '3a racing' muffler: you wanna race that?
kid1: sure; whatcha got under the hood?
me: stock motor
kid2: is it a si? VTECH?
me: yea, its a Si but its not vtec
kid1 (who is staring at my intercooler): so all you got is an exhaust and an intercooler?
me: (trying to hold in laughter) :yes:
kid2: it looks like an s2000
me: :eh: how does mine look like one and yours doesnt? your top comes off to, yaknow.

so anyway i decided i had my fun so i told em the truth. i was like yea its turbo. so of course they wanted me to pop my hood. i open the hood and kid2 goes 'whooaaaa, GSR turbo! :eek3:' im like.. uhm, its a LS. kid1 and 2 collectively: 'ohhhh....'

kid2: so wheres the turbo?
me: : points to the wastegate:
kid1: sick! how big is it?
me: 38mm

i then smiled and closed my hood and told em i had to go.. but not before they asked me if my car was rear wheel drive. :doh:

so anyway i sped off in my rear wheel drive s2000 gsr turbo