So I'm bored out of my mind (not to mention tired) and I'm browsing Craigslist. I goto the personal ads unders "Women seeking Men" and find these. Rather funny if you ask me, not to mention completely random. Note: they're probably offensive too. Something for everybody though, I guess...
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42107175.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42108031.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42107658.html
http://www.craigslist.org/nby/w4m/42106494.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42105713.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42105571.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42101243.html
http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/w4m/42089655.html (This one was just too overdone not to post. It's not all that weird/offensive/funny...)
There are a whole load of other "interesting" posts... if you get really bored then it's not a bad way to kill like 10 mins or so... Anyway if you don't find these funny then note that I'm also dead tired. Enjoy.