Saw this in someone's away message:

"I've had a girlfriend for 9 months. One day I was really sick and she came over with a pan of brownies and a tape of my favorite show (the simpsons). She left and I started eating the brownies. Well about halfway into the tape and basically almost done with my brownies, the tape cuts off and it shows my girl sucking on another guy. He nuts in her mouth and she says 'You just got dumped, enjoy the brownies', and spits the cum into a bowl of brownie mix. Funny isnt it? I want to die."