A ****EN TREE FELL ON MY CAR......GOD HELP ME....I HOPE THE CAR ISNT SMASHED>>....SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....( just got the phone call )


ok im calm. my sister called me again and told me the damage isnt bad just a big dent on my left fender.........

Stupid B that she is scared me.....she calls me at work and shes like................................
sister : philip a tree just fell on your car
me: wtf....how bad is it.
sister: I dont know the car is under the tree.

Im pissing in my pants right now, I've got a hot date tonight and I dont want to drive my 5spd car tonight in case she gives head. My hand will be in her way when shifting..........< omg.. i hope shes ok >......