-so you're now registered in japan, which is beneficial to our dmv
-you're a stage 2 driver, at least you didn't get a stage 1 like the rest of the homos
-and you love your honda, that's great, i could've sworn that when you bought your car

I love this quote:
Add extra points at car shows. Be the envy of your friends. This decal is straight clean for all of those people with JDM rides
So like, If I jump on this JDM bandwagon, will BAR supply me one of their V10s to use in my car so I can win shows?

Could you be any more original?