:lmao: Trust me, I know that feeling. Well, she wasn't ugly though. I was at my girlfriend's (at the time) brother's bachelor party. My boy invited a friend of his who strips. She was like 20y/o Korean/White with some fake boobies and she was dope. Anyway, I'm shy so I was kinda sitting furthest away from her and she got on my lap, whispered all this shit in my ear that turned me on. She starts licking my ear and kissing my neck, then moved to my mouth. My toungue was all down her throat! h: Next thing you know she pulled me on the floor and laid me down. She got on top of me and a friend put a dollar in my mouth. She picked that shit up with her pootang!