I almost was here:

We were at this club/bar out at the oceanfront one night and it was about 2am when this dude bumped into my friends girl real hard and laughed about it. Her bf (my friend) and him were exchanging words and next thing you know he stumbled into me and started talking shit. I was ready to lay the guy and his friend out when a bouncer grabbed them and threw them out. We left like 2min later and as we come out the door we see the same 2 guys talking shit to these other 2 big dudes and next thing you know......"WHAM!!". Shit talker #1 is laid out. His light blue dress shirt covered in blood. His boy gets hit too and then the cops run up and tackle the dudes. Apparently the 2 big dudes the shit talkers started shit with had guns, they fell out when the officers tackled them. There was like 20 cops there in a matter of seconds once the guns dropped being there is a police station 100 yards away. That was a fun night.

I kinda sort was here:

Same bar/club but a different night. I was there again with a lot of my friends, about 15 of us when we spot the guy who set my friends Eclipse on fire like 2 weeks prior. He was the exbf of a girl who was there with my friend so it was all jealously. Next thing you know one of my friends starts beating the crap out of him. He fell onto this bench thing and I jumped in and threw some heavy hits to his head. I was drunk off my ass so I didn't care what I was doing. It just felt good.