nah, the '04 mitsu EVO RS...

-front helical LSD
-upper rear strut bar
-no power locks/doors/mirrors, no sound dampening, no trunk trim, no rear wiper, no map lights, no rear oh-shit handles, no radio, no a/c, no HID's, no ABS, no rear wing, etc = less weight (-146lbs)
-less weight = 0-60 in 4.4 sec (compared to 5.0 sec in stock form)

there's a less stripped version (with a radio, a/c, and power windows/doors, etc), but thats only 88lbs less....

oh, and the thing runs about $26,500

something tells me the wife wouldn't like some of that stuff missing, tho....