Originally Posted by RB
19? How old are you?
I'm 48 hard earned years.
Why aren't you posting threads about your midlife crisis?
Because I'll never have one.
or about your retirement plan?
Because I do not have the ill mannered unmitigated effrontery to vainly assume that anybody here would be interested in it.
This is something you should take to heart yourself.
or about how your back is going out on you?
LOL... Well, because I'm still healthy enough to (at least cyber-) kick your ass.
or about how you've got to piss ever 30 minutes?
Over the top. At another board, I'd take a point, but here I only have more serious options, so just consider yourself publicly warned instead of officially warned that you've gone over the top and should consider your words more carefully.
or about what cute thing your grandson did?
I could do that, if you are really interested. :shrug:
or about how you won 20 bucks at bingo?
Dynastic rules prohibit gambling of any kind. :shrug: