Originally Posted by randomtask77
A good friend will bail you out of jail.
Your best friend will be sitting next to you in jail.
:chuckles:
I :dunno: I read that somewhere and it made me laugh.
It would be funnier if you quoted the whole thing:
A good friend will bail you out of jail. You're best friend will be in the cell with you saying "Dude, that was $%&#ing awsome!"
Originally Posted by Grifter
good friends help you bury teh body
And this one should be:
A good friend will help you move. Your best friend will help you move a body.