The Iraqi shopkeep is willing to sell me each 1,000,000 dinar for $770. I just looked at a few sites like
http://www.investindinar.com and
http://www.buydinar.com and they are selling 1,000,000 for prices between $1,200 and $1,400. Holy crap, I can only buy half a million each month and I only have about 2-3 months left here

I can't wait. 5 years from now I'm gonna be rich!