Originally Posted by .RJ
Garage, Kill switch(es), Alarm (house and car) and Guard Dogs. With bees in their mouths. They shoot bees when they bark.
Do not forget the guard towers
Leave a little sign on the dash that says:
Look around and you may see the red dot... Or
While your are thinking about my car i am trying to get a better shot, so look fast..
Or....
Don't mind the alarm its just to let me know that i need to kill one more ass Hole, today....
Yes i have actually seen these on dash boards around here, it is Texas and every body seems to carry a gun... A concealed hand gun licence is more common than a drivers licence down here..