Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd
you shoulda hit it, then told her about your fling the other night..then offer her some cash (say...$30 bucks?), then booted her ass the fawk out.

I'm so tempted to tell her about that but I'm not. Instead:
"But I guess that's just what sluts do,
how could it ever be just us two
I never love you enough to trust you,
we just met and I just ****ed you!"