So yeah, I went to swap out a keyboard for someone today. I asked her what was wrong with it. She said the keys were sticky and the keyboard doesn't work any more. I asked her if she spilled soda or something. She said "No, it just started sticking and stopped working."

Well, considering you can see food crumb all over the damn keyboard and residue of spilled soda. Sure....it stopped all by itself. That damn keyboard was so oily and greasy. Uh huh...stopped by itself.

I swear....so f'ing disgusting. It's like, don't eat at your damn desk and get that shiat all over the place.....or at least clean up after yourself.

Anyway, I threw out the keyboard. Hell no am I cleaning that damn thing.