Just imagine... them going at it the first time. 30+ years.... OVER 30 FACKING YEARS and he's never had sex.... holy shit.

Wow... I can't imagine what it would be like to go that long and then all of a sudden being told what to do.

I don't know why I"m wondering... if he's ever had a "wet dream". I'd think that'd be a clue to at least see a doctor if you had no idea what was going on.


Wow.





.... wow.