I was curious if any of you MD residents had any info on getting around the dreaded MD inspections?

I've had a car sitting in Salisbury, MD for a year now, because I was told there was no way to pass the inspection. I've tried putting the car back to stock, but the car still has shaved door handles and the air bags were taken out.... Any info would be helpful. I'm sure there is some inspection station out there that would maybe, lets say, "look the other way". Thanks in advance.
Grant