Started off not really knowing what I wanted to do. I was a "psychology" major first but I gave up on that after taking the intro course. Switched to political science but I felt like I already pay too much attention to politics so I don't want to actually do it as a major and/or occupation. So now I'm an English major because I use a bunch of big words and I'm good at writing papers in very short amounts of time.

As far as career plans, this really has no bearing on what I want to do as a career. Just from applying for internships I feel like corporate America is a load of bullshit and doesn't challenge my linguistic abilities, so I'm going to milk the system and that's about it. I'd rather be working on cars or playing tennis or something, but that's not the route to the big bucks.