As the subject says...post any jokes you think of here...whether its funny or not just post

only one i can think of right now is....
"One day god went to go see Adam and Eve...God finds them near the ocean and Eve just jumped in. God ask Adam why he let Eve go swimming in the ocean. Adam said because she wanted to. Gods like, damn it Adam whyd you let her do that, now ill never be able to get that smell out of the fish"