Well shit my invention was gonna be a smart chip you could put on a blow up doll so it would talk dirty but dammit they stole my idea. One day I shall completely irradicate this institution of marriage with my high tech blow up doll that will get you your beer, let you screw her anytime, won't complain, talk dirty during sex and above all will have an OFF switch so you can turn it off and don't have to listen to the: "You left the toilet seat up" or "Am I getting fat" or "I really wanna have children" or "I don't feel like having sex tonight."