Third time in a row I got searched by US Customs. This time it took only 30 mins and not an hour. Just as courteous as last time.

I got lost while looking for the immigration/inspection centre (?) so I asked some black customs guy where to park and he was slightly irritated and said "numbah one, numbah one!"

So I just parked in a regular spot. Then when I got out and showed him my orange immigration inspection form and asked him where to go. He repeated in a thick Brooklyn accent "numbah one!!" then mumbled something incoherent, but when I said "pardon?" he repeated what he said with more anger.

I just said thanks then walked to the inspection door, but then he yelled at me and my buddy "jooo Canaaadiens go to school?!? numbah one I said! numbah one!!!!! " The way he was spitting while yelling reminded me of a drill sarge.

So we went to the other door that was "number one" while he continued yelling in the background "numbah one! numbah one!!" Blah blah, after a 30 minute wait they asked us in and after the regular questions the guy stamped the paper and let us off.