I fake tan and I tan at my house, too -- I don't give a shiet if the neighbors are staring at my arse or not.

Tanning is fine for guys IF you don't start looking too fake. I work in a salon, and there's a guy who comes in and tans every other day for the maximum time (we have a high-tech bed and 15 minutes is the absolute max) and he looks freaking stupid. Orange skin is not hot. :nono:

Um.. you might want to think about cutting your hair and not wearing duct tape pants if you want to avoid getting beat up at school. :ugh: