I had this $5 off $25 coupon so I decided to get some stuff at Advance auto. I get in there and pick up a California blade, Quik detail and some tire gel. I give the cashier my coupon and she can't figure it out. So she calls this other guy and I look at the screen and tell her what to do. Well I pay for it and then the guy goes... "You know you could return that to one of the other stores and get that $5."

I cracked up... well I gotta return the QD since I realized I already had a full one.