Originally Posted by flipped cracker
- never take out the trash.
- never get the mail.
- always take the carport.
- eat your roommate's last package of macaroni & cheese.
- never clean out the fridge.
- leave all the lights on that you can find.
- eat with your mouth open.
- never clean the house.
Must add
*Pay rent late every month and get pissed when your roomate asks you for the money repeatedly.
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