cliff notes

body builder carbo loads and whey loads the whole day
goes to a frat party later that night and meets up with a girl
they go back to the dorm and are getting it on while somewhat drunk.. (10 shots of what not i forget) anways they don't have sex but everything else

they both pass out the guy with his boxers on and the girl with nothing on. so the guy unintentionally has a large large large (emphasis on large) bowel movement which ends up going everywhere. however he wakes up before the girl and decides that he can probably make it look like she did it. anyways he takes off his shat loaded boxers and rubs the shit from his boxers onto her ass and stuff and leaves before she wakes up. no phone call or anything up till the date of the last post