Well after a bit of searching and debating, I finally got a beater!

Its a 91 CRX Si, in *rare* Tahitian Green (ok, its TEAL Trey!). 165k on the clock and still running strong. It has a couple of issues (drivers seat has no more "cush" left, aftermarket stereo wiring wierdness) but A/C blows cold and doesnt leak any fluids so I think its gonna give the R a nice rest during the week.
What else you guys have for beaters? I know quite a few of you guys have em.