I think not... but then again I have common sense. My roommate calls me at work and says his lady for the night has taken over my parking spot and when I come back I can block him in and park on the street. I was in a nice mood and didn't bitch at him for not asking me if his one night stand could use my spot. So I drive home... and I realize its a frigging Beetle and if I did as my roommate mentioned his lady wouldn't be getting out of my spot because my car's ass end would be blocking her path.

So...

Me: Dude your woman has a Beetle... put her car behind your truck because if I put mine there she ain't going anywhere in a hurry.

Him: You are right that Beetle is shorter than your car.

Durr intelligence be lacking.